Teaser Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along. Just follow the rules:
1. Grab your current read
2. Open to a random page
3. Choose your teaser sentences from that page
4. AVOID SPOILERS!!!
Poison by Bridget Zinn
"First, you aren't just acting like any kind of men; you're going to be especially manly men. I picked you up to work for me, after all, and I wouldn't choose just any men for that sort of thing. I need men who can fight and lift heavy things. You might want to spit occasionally." "Why?" "It helps keep you from looking too smart."
That cracked me up! I absolutely loved this book. Definitely pick this up if you haven't!